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God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt!

Guys are like slinkies, its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs!

I’m an angel *HONEST* the horns are just holding the halo up

Smile, it confuses people!

I am free of prejudice; I hate everybody equally

What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over

I always try to loose weight – but it always seems to find me!

I’m not a devil; I’m an angel in disguise!

Guys are great, every girl should own one

Not all guys are cheating bastards…some are gay

Why be difficult when you can be impossible?

Life’s too short to date mingin guys!

Heaven won’t accept me, and hell’s afraid I’ll take over!

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate

If I’m not back in 5 minutes, wait longer!

Even if the voices aren’t real, they still have good ideas

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on

4 out of 5 voices say go back to sleep

You’re just jealous because the little voices are talking to me!

I’ve got voices in my head and they don’t like you!

I have all the answers, but I never said they were right!!

I have PMS and a gun, what were you saying??

I look like an angel & act like one to, but you never know what this one might do!

Mirrors don’t talk & lucky 4 u they don’t laugh either!

I feel like a loser, but I am a loser, so that sorta works out…

I’m not a lie; I’m not an illusion. I’m just an angel, so what’s your confusion?

U can’t make sum1 love u, all u can do is stalk them & hope they give in!

Roses r red, Violets r blue. I’m 100% gunjeee, what the hell are you?

Never argue wiv an idiot, they drag u down 2 their level & beat u with experience!

A heart is not a play thing, a heart is not a toy, but if u want it broken, give it to a boy

I’m not inconsiderate - I just honestly don’t give a shit!

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case…coincidence?

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself!

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck!

Reality is only an illusion due to a lack of alcohol

Booze is the answer, anyone remember the question?

Eat right, Exercise regularly, Die anyway!

There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who actually wants to date a fish?

Don’t drink & drive, you might hit something and spill your drink

Never put off till tomorrow, what you can avoid all together!

Hard work may not kill you, but why take the risk?

Do you ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

If u can stay calm, while every1 around u is in chaos. Then you probably don’t understand the situation

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants!

If it doesn’t fit, force it. If it breaks it needs replacing anyway!

3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population!