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Every1s entitled to be stupid but u r abusing the privelage!

Its better to let sum1 think your an idot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Im a bitch n i got class f*ck wiv me n i'll kick your ass so 4 all u c*nts that think your cool just remember us bitches rule!

why drink and drive home wen u can smoke weed and fly home?

mc (name) on the mic givin u a bit of wot ya like!

me,u, whipped cream, handcuffs! ne questions?

theres 3 types of ppl! those who CAN count n those who CANT!

Don't stick your tongue out unless u intend to use it

Ashes 2 Ashes, Dust 2 Dust life is short so party we must

I decided to kill the sexiest person alive but then i realised that wud be suicide!!

Looks like u fell from the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down!

I've heard im a gud kisser n theres only 1 way to find out ;)

Sticks and stones may brake my bones but leather and chains excite me!! ;)

Your legs must be extremely tired cos they've been runing thru my mind all day

~* can i take a hike down your happy trail*~

~* Ashes to ashes, dust to dust if it wasn't for women your things would rust*~

~* Do u believe in love at first site or should i walk by again*~

~* Don't cry cuz it's over, smile cuz it happened*~

~* I fell head over heals for you, i know other positions to*~

~* look at us shakin our booties me and my chicas are pure cuties*~

~* Never frown cuz you never know when sum1 is fallin in love with your smile*~

does your father, the baker, need help buttering buns tell him i would like the job.

Girl: Are you a baker?
Guy: Yea, I need help
girl: Doing what?
Guy: Buttering my bisciut balls!

Did it hurt when you went to heaven last night, cause i sure was bangin' pretty hard!

Girl: I lost my number, can I have yours
Guy: no, but I will give you another number, 1-800-cummalot

Pussy is the word of the day, come to my place and I'll show you how to spread it.

Do you have jelly cause I'd like to spread it own your biscuits all night!

Guy:I hate britney spears

I espially hate her song"Hit me baby one more time"

Guy: someday somebody will hit her
Girl: yea and "IT' GONNA BE ME" !!

Is YoUr DaD a BaKeR?
CuZ u HaVe NiCe BuNs!

Is YoUr DaD a HuNtEr?
CuZ u HaVe A nIcE rAcK!!!

i may not be fred flinstone but i bet i can make ur bed rock!

r u free 2night or is it gonna cost me?

I'm sexy, you're fine you be 6 and I'll be 9 you be my hott boy and I'll be your hunny you be my playboy and I'll be your bunny!

I know my calculus it says U + Me = 69

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If I had your face, I'd be in the zoo!

It's not that I'm a loner..I just don't like you

Do You eat a lot of Lucky Charms......cause you're ass is magically delicous!

Man: Hey Baby, what do you do for a living
Woman: I am a female impersonator

Man: If I could see you naked i would die happy
Woman: if i saw you naked i would probably die laughing

WALKING WITH A LIMP, CAUSE I AM A MOTHERFU*KEN PIMP

¤You're so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear!

¤You must be tired (why) You were running through my dreams all night

¤look at the shirt tag..(what are you doing?) checking to see if you were made in heaven

¤did it hurt..when you fell from heaven

¤do you believe in love at first sight, or do i have to walk by you again?

¤are you tired? cause you have been running through my mind all day long

¤my name is not fred flinstone, but i bet i could make your bed rock

¤if you were a new hamburger at mcdonalds you would be mcgorgeous

¤do you have a map? i just keep getting lost in your eyes

¤Are your pants from outer space? cause your butt is out of this world.

¤excuse me, i think i dropped something..MY JAW!!

The abominable hoe-man