If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

When all is said and done more is said than done.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.

I'm not here right now but if you scream really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you!

Has your mind ever just gone blank? Well sometimes that happens to me and...WHAT? What was I talking about? My mind just went blank.

Help!Ican'tfindthespacebar!

Sory speelcheck isnt werking so my speling isnt tew goed...

Did you know by reading this you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?

Don't Worry!, I dont know where I am either.

I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

I do what my cheerios tell me.

I'm having a staring contest with my monitor.

I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Learn from yesterday, live for today, party tomorrow.

*.¸¸.·´¨`»*.¸¸.·´¨`»*.¸¸.·´¨`»*.¸¸.·´¨`»*.¸¸.·´¨`»*

I guess I shoudn't have taken the blue pills with the pink pills with the green pills with the purple pills with the orange pills.

Live everyday of your life like your ass is on fire!

Life is like toilet paper, the shorter the roll gets the faster is goes. So use each little square all ya can.

There are to many wishing stars in the sky so why isn't mine working?

My T-shirt would look great on your bedroom floor!

I'm looking for as much trouble as possible. Can you get me in some?

Talk to my ass cause my head is tired of listening!

Make me believe that this place isn't plagued by the poisen in me.

I'm the sweetest thang you'll ever know, so baby don't ever let me go.

Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.

I never thought that I could want someone so much...

Today is not my day, cause the sun just won't shine my way.
Let all your guys be AMERICAN but all your kisses FRENCH.

First a fire, then flame...I'm a girl no guy can tame!

Every girl wants one guys to meet her needs, but aevery guys wants all the girls to meet his one need.

It's not cheating if you like what you get.

I love everyone...except you...or you...ew especially you...Not you either...but I do love ME!

I love everyone...except you...or you...ew especially you...Not you either...but I do love YOU!

Don't kiss at the garden gate, for love is blind but neighbors aint!

Heaven won't take me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

God made the land, god made the sea, god needed a princess so he made me!

All My Life I Prayed For Someone Like You , And I Thank God That I Finally Found You

You have to kiss alot of toads before you get your prince charming.

Pardon me while I burst into flames.........I'm tried of this world.

*Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel.
Does that make me a nut?*

I thought that U+ME=Never, but it turned out that it meant 4ever

u kno what? u need to call 1-800 get-a-life and stop revolving around mine!

If I kiss him will he stop talking?

Why do free thinkers all think alike?

~Rosez r red
Violetz r blu
Suga iz sweet
but revenge iz 2~

Do you come with a instruction manual cuz ur confussin me!

Women are stupider than men, because we date them.

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Does the noise inside my head bother you?

i WeNt FrOm CaNdY aNd ToYz
2 CeLlPhOnEz AnD bOyZ

You! off my planet

I love not being you :)

did u know ur smart?
smart as a cucumber on wheels!

Always remember your unique, just like everyone else!

* being with you is like fallin thro a deep dark hole, but in that hole i find something special, a treasure to behold*

Just cause your not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you!

Its worse than you think, they ARE out to get you!

It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!"
It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"

When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red have you been drinking? respond:" Gee officer your eyes looks glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

Life is like the number 8, it goes on and on and has its turns.

They say a picture is worth a thousond words,
but when i looked at yours, i couldn't say anything!

If u didn't have feet would u ware shoe's? Then why do u ware a bra???

If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun
and squirt it into other peoples eyes!

this isnt burger king u cant have it ur way

There are a lot of fish in the sea...but some of them are sharks

**Judge your boyfriend on how he treats your bestfriend!!**

hE lUVs Me LUvS mE nOt ;
If He DoEsNt He JuSt BrOkE mY hEaRt!!!!!!!

if somene says something back to you, say
" I've heard better combacks from a turkey sandwich"

With a Wink and A kiss...
im Sry 2 announce but thys lil hottie haz got to BoUnCe...
so with an X and an O (name) out like wo!

Love is like money, everyone wants it, its great when you have it, but it
disappears really fast!

2hot2hold2much2handle

I'm not ignoring you, you're just insignificant!

~Day by day, nothing seems to change but pretty soon, everything's different~

Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, go light it yourself.

I should call the police cuz you stealin my heart!

I wAs WiTh HiM sO lOnG, I gReW tO bE sO sTrOnG,
nOw wErE nOt ToGeThEr, I'm WeAkEr ThEn EvEr

i try not to let school interfere with my social life

i knew that something was wrong when my imagonary friends would not play with me

*Today I Love U More Than Yesterday,
but Not as much as Tomorrow*

*~Don't ask God for a easy life,
ask him to make you a strong person~*

why are you red and surrounded by fire
oops i got you confused with the deman

You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me

If love is fun, why arent you smiling?

*This is a taco-burrito conversation, NACHOS*

ur life is just like a math book, u both have problems

?¿what happend to u cross da street wit out looking?¿

judge me all you want. just keep the verdict to yourself

ThE sCaRiEsT ThiNg iN yOuR LiFe iS To WaKe Up
WheN Ur oLd N ReaLiZe YoU NeVeR ReaLLy LiVeD

~* dOn'T bE sO oPeN mInDeD ThAt YoUr BrAiNs FaLl OuT~*

tormented by my beauty?

Boyz r great........ Every gurlz team needs a waterboy!





I dont have an Attitude Problem...Its supposed to be like this :)

"Im not a toy So Don't play w/ me!"

Winning isn't everything, But losing is nothing!

A LOVE THAT IS DENIED ONLY GROWS STRONGER!

a break up is like a broken mirror.. it is better to leave it broken than hurt urself trying to fix it back together

Bassically don't stress ME..U can't Impress ME..I ain't a tease..I'm just a reminder of what u can't please!

Whoever said that money can't buy happyness, anit been shoppin at the right malls~!



You think your cool
You think your fly
You kick it wit me
And you'll touch the sky

yea there actually is an "end" in friendship

Two Words Guys Hate... Don't & Stop Unless you Put Em Together!

you dont have to talk about how great you are- let your actions do the talking

i dont have a cow so i dont need your bull!

I like my guys like I like a basketball ~ one on one, with as little dribbling as possible

ur as deep as a kiddie pool

*If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?*

(name) is my godess, (name) is my queen, (name) is the prettiest princess i've ever seen...:0*

I Must Be Wishin' On Someone Else's Star, Because SHE Keeps Gettin' What I'm Wishin' For!!!

Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?

No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.

Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!

Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever

You laugh because im diffrent i laugh because you're all the same

To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world

DONT HATE ME BECASUE IM BEAUTFUL HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR MAN THINKS I AM

DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT

When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you

whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?


Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason why I love you
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars

A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REALY KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED

a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue

milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?

Loving *U* is like breathing...how can i stop

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night

If yOu ReAlLy LoVe SoMeThInG sEt iT fReE, iF iT cOmEs BaCk iT's YoUrS, iF iT dOeSn'T iT wAs NeVeR MeAnT tO Be

A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried. Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried

A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD NeVer SaY GoOdByE

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back

If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips

If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart

God made elks, god made deers,God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS

Everyday That Goez By It Seemz Like I Discover Somethng New about You To Love It'z Incredble To Me How One Peron Can Make Such A *BIG* Dfference In My Lfe You Touch Me In A Way No One Else Ever Haz And Gve Me So Many Reasonz To Love You

dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut

NoThiN iS mOrE pAiNfuL Then ReALiZiN He MenT eVeRyThiN 2 u,& u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM

Don't push any1 to hard, if it's meant to be, it will happen

I wasn't Kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!

do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again?

Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

GUYS ARE LIKE ROSES WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS

who let the dogs out??... WHO WHO WHO WHO? who let the dogs out WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO??!?!?!
please e-mail me back if u have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!!

ReMeMbEr mY nAmE * ReMeMbEr My FaCe * CuZ tHeRe AiNt nO oThA hOnEy ThAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe

I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty

would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me..at all?

If ur naughty go 2 ur room..
If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine

DONT WISH UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

Heaven won't have me and hells afraid i'll take over!

IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

God made mud god made dirt god made guys so girls can flirt

God made coke god made pepsi god made (Name) so darn sexy

All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited

Don't hate the player, HATE the game!

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend

The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs

Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you Some day u'll miss me like i missed you Some day u'll need me like i needed you
Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you!

Everyone who lives dies but not everyone who dies lives

*Star light ....Star bright .... where the heck is Mr. Right?*

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?"

Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart

If u need space join NASA baby!!!

girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight.

Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die



ITS A GURLS WORLD AND GUYS JUST LIVE IN IT!

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!